I love Blakey so much
BOND is a tiny touch module. It can be a pendant or a bracelet but it comes in pairs. You keep one and you give one to a friend. When you touch it, your friend feels it. No matter where they are on the planet. We don’t do tweets, we do tickles.
gonna put it on my dick
THAT IS NOT THE INTENDED USE SIR
This is actually so cool because some people wear bracelets and necklaces and things as comfort items. I used to wear a necklace from my grandma to remind me of her and I would touch the pendant on it when I was feeling down or stressed. So imagine (if she were still alive), every time I did that she would know I was thinking of her, drawing strength from her.
And then imagine poking it and the other person feels it and pokes back and you end up in a real life facebook poke war.
I would send messages in morse code
magine you and your best friend have one. When the friend dies, he/she is buried with the bracelet. A couple weeks later, you feel someone touch your wrist.
Well this escalated from cool tech to perverted hilarity to something heartfelt then finally something out a creepypasta
Real talk though can we just have a huge sleepover with the entire Carmilla fandom? We can all put on our favorite pajamas and spend the whole night having feels and making fanart/fic/vids and introducing each other to some of our other fandoms. And eating junk food, of course; that’s a sleepover prerequisite. Lots of chocolate. You all just seem really cool and I want to hang out with you.
I will bring nutella.
what the fuucckk
PRAISE THE SUN!
KNEEL BEFORE THE SOLAR VIKING
puffer fish are so cute when they arent inflated they just look like theyre smiling all the time aw
TRY TO PET ME NOW, MOTHERFUCKER!
I’m sorry, that was mean. I just wanted to see what you’d do.
Kids work together to create eternal recess